THE TRUMP TUBE
After narrowly avoiding civil war,
elections were finally held for a new
president. Then Donald Trump
was placed in an iron lung
for the safety of the nation.
The new leaders thought that this
was a just punishment because
he couldn’t play golf, grope women,
or reach his own penis.
The Trump Tube would allow
him to tweet with assistance;
and it would force him to breathe
while restricting all else.